The book follows our heroine, Eva… somethingsomething, who has just started a new job as a personal assistant for an advertising executive (or something?) at the Crossfire building in Manhattan. Looks like the joke's on me, though, since Sylvia Day's Crossfire: Bared to You is actually not terrible erotica! Horrifically over dramatic and full of so many bodily fluids it's amazing there aren't more Bugs Bunny-style pratfalls as people slip and ruin their clothes, but really not terrible!… well, not all the way, anyway! Mostly! Comparatively! *nebulous hand waggle*

Naturally, the only thing that could distract me was terrible erotica. And now? Now mourning has begun, as I lay on the couch despondently listening to the only music that accurately encompasses my pain (country), wailing about “my Data” and “my Q” and “my Worf” being gone forever and ever while my husband rolls his eyes so hard in the background you can actually hear them clattering around in their sockets like marbles. Having been too young and full of stupid to appreciate Star Trek: The Next Generation when it was actually airing, the series and I finally fell in a few months ago when I was looking for something to watch while I did my daily workouts. (I'm still reviewing video games for a living, so every once in a while I go a little batshit if I don't get to critique something other than pixels.) To the point, I guess, that I wrote this long winded review about it. I know a lot of people love it, and a lot of people hate it, though perhaps more latter than former now given the fact that she's spun what was supposed to be three books into I guess five, which left me in the weird position of not really feeling strongly either way about it. (And actually picked up The Iron Duke on CarrieS's recommendation!)īefore that, though, I had picked up the Crossfire series by Sylvia Day because I was bored and Sam's Club had given me a gift card, and what else do you buy to go with your chicken breasts and kitty litter?

It's actually been a while since I've read a whole lot of romance, so when I decided I was in the mood to try some again, I knew were to start. This is a guest review from Dora, who has ranted here before.

Bared to you series